SEE French Doctor Who Can Make Your Fart Smell Like Chocolate

This is just hilarious, and very creative too. Imagine how many problems of national security this would solve. Lol.
A French inventor claims to have developed a pill that not only eases indigestion but makes farts smell like chocolate or roses.
Christian Poincheval, 65, claims he came up with the idea during a dinner with friends, in which everyone almost suffocated from their own farts

“We were at the table with friends and after a hearty meal, our farts were so smelly we nearly suffocated,” he said on his website.
“The winds were not very pleasant for our fellow diners. Something had to be done.”

Previously, the inventor has sold pills to scent farts with rose or violet, but now he has brought out a chocolate version just in time for Christmas.
A jar of 60 pf the pills sells for €9.99 – £7.90 (1700 Naira) – and offers benefits including ‘the reduction of gas and bloating’.

“It’s a nice present for the festive season,”

he told newspaper Ouest France.
He started selling the pills, which are made from natural ingredients, direct to the public from his website pilulepet.com in 2006 and he says sales have been good.

“Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always sees a surge in sales.”

he added

The pills are apparently made of “mixed vegetable charcoal, fennel, lithothamne (seaweed), propolis (plant resin) and blueberry.”